Things I wanted to say to patients (and MDs) tonight:
- Sorry, but 6/10 pain that you’re laughing through vs. O2 sats in the 60s and an RRT being called is not really “six in one, half dozen the other”.
- STOP turning off your bedcheck, please.
- Those “facts” your family members are telling you about your IV pain meds? Completely made up.
- I love that smile you shoot me every time you announce that you’re leaving and attempt to yank out your IV. Now please get back into bed, again.
- LOLz at the order “Avoid giving Dilaudid. May have ibuprofen q4-6”. Because hydromorphone and Motrin are totally comparable meds. You gonna come tell the patient that?
- I really don’t know how else to describe Cheerios other than “that little O-shaped cereal… that you ate two hours ago”.
Ohhh, nursing…
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Bon Iver is in a tree. ‘Come down!’ I squeal. He shakes his head. ‘I think I’m starting to understand it,’ he says. He presses his ear to the rough trunk and listens.
This is my new favorite tumblr to follow.
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and THAT’S what nursing’s all about.
So true. <3 Or, some form of acknowledgement from a “difficult” family member, too.
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WHEN YOU BRING YOUR PATIENT GO LIGHTLY COLON PREP FOR THEIR COLONOSCOPY
whatshouldwecallnursingschool:
I’M LIKE
AND THEY’RE LIKE
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